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Here's a little collection of things we feel you should know
♠ Yellow definately does not taste like yellow, yellow just tastes bad.
♠ In a perfect world, everything would be made out of beef jerkey.
♠ Boobies = Life
♠ We rule. You don't. And that's a fact
♠ Half the people in the world are below average.
♠ Computers can never replace human stupidity.
♠ We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
♠ A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
♠ A pessimist is never dissapointed.
♠ I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefor I'm perfect.
♠ Justice: A decision in your favour.
♠ The space between church and state is freedom
♠ My cat's breath smells like catfood
♠ Tootles is, in fact, the porno king - and all of you are his loyal peons
♠ Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
♠ If you think sex is a pain in the ass, your doing it the wrong way.
♠ Eat right, exersize daily, live clean, die anyway.
♠ Rehab is for quiters.
♠ Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and does'nt die.
♠ 9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer woman.
♠ If in fact you fuck an Amanda Fucker, technically your an Amanda Fucker
♠ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so
♠ Hitting stuff does fix things.
♠ Until you hit it too much and break it.
♠ When life turns its back on you, kick it's ass
♠ You are three times more likely to shoot a Japanese exchange student who has knocked on your door by accident than a Swedish exchange student who is trick-or-treating on the wrong night